GNOMES, NOAMS, AND 'OM'S
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NEWEST 'GNOMES'!:
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NEWEST 'GNOMES'!:
BerGnome Sanders
A Garden Gnome You Can Believe In!
At long last a gnome of Senator Sanders, a political hero who certainly deserves to be represented in yards and gardens across the nation – and the world! At just over 13 inches tall BerGnome is ready and willing to fight for the economic and environmental rights and protection of your other garden denizens – whether they be gnomes, squirrels, a Buddha or pink flamingos.
With his jacket-tunic, stylish blue tie and characteristic hand gesture he’ll make an excellent President for your yard as a good warm up for his 2024 election!
For now you’ll still need to contact me via email as I’m starting out with a small scale release while re-configuring e-commerce functionality for more convenient future purchasing options. Thanks.
And Yes, a Gnome or at least gnome-sized version of Bernie in Mittens and Mask at the 2021 Inauguration is in development now. It just takes me a lot longer to make a new gnome than it does for a great meme like that to multiply into thousands or millions of versions all over the world!
A Garden Gnome You Can Believe In!
At long last a gnome of Senator Sanders, a political hero who certainly deserves to be represented in yards and gardens across the nation – and the world! At just over 13 inches tall BerGnome is ready and willing to fight for the economic and environmental rights and protection of your other garden denizens – whether they be gnomes, squirrels, a Buddha or pink flamingos.
With his jacket-tunic, stylish blue tie and characteristic hand gesture he’ll make an excellent President for your yard as a good warm up for his 2024 election!
For now you’ll still need to contact me via email as I’m starting out with a small scale release while re-configuring e-commerce functionality for more convenient future purchasing options. Thanks.
And Yes, a Gnome or at least gnome-sized version of Bernie in Mittens and Mask at the 2021 Inauguration is in development now. It just takes me a lot longer to make a new gnome than it does for a great meme like that to multiply into thousands or millions of versions all over the world!
Birdie Sanders!
The Newest Member of the Just Say Gnome Family
The Newest Member of the Just Say Gnome Family
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This sculpture of Birdie Sanders commemorates the awesome bird who flew down to hang out with Senator Sanders on his podium in the midst of a huge speech Bernie was giving during his 2016 Presidential Campaign. Since then Birdie has been the unofficial mascot of the Progressive political movement that's risen up around the Senator.
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Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam ™ - Version I
Standing at just under 17 inches, Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam clutches his classic books, ‘The Manufacture of Compost’ and ‘Hedgerows not Hegemony’ – with his open right hand ready to hold the political slogan of your choosing. His clothes represent a relaxed but classy version of regular gnome attire, including: a nice suit jacket-tunic, jeans, boots, traditional gnome cap, and glasses. Additionally, Noam Gnome stands on a base complete with a carved title – for anyone who may not immediately realize the identity of this handsome and scholarly gnome.
Please do let me know by email if you're especially interested in ordering one. The prices when they are available are $238 painted and $108 unpainted (+ shipping in each case). Thanks. - Steve
For more information about the real Professor Noam Chomsky please [click here].
* Please click here or on the image for further views of Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam I.
Please do let me know by email if you're especially interested in ordering one. The prices when they are available are $238 painted and $108 unpainted (+ shipping in each case). Thanks. - Steve
For more information about the real Professor Noam Chomsky please [click here].
* Please click here or on the image for further views of Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam I.
 UNPAINTED CHOMSKY GNOME |
Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam ™ - Version II
Just over one foot in height, Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam (II) stands relaxed and confident in his classy gnome clothes and hat and glasses. Equipped with a couple books on an authoritative pillar, he’s ready to give your garden or home a big infusion of insightful gnome political perspective. A solid foundation base complete with a carved title assures that Garden Noam will be well-balanced and helps inform anyone who may not immediately recognize him of the identity of this handsome and scholarly gnome.
Again, for information about the real Professor Noam Chomsky please [click here].
Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam II is available in two standard versions with corresponding prices.
please do let me know by email if you're especially interested in ordering one. The prices when they are available are $228 painted and $96 unpainted (+ shipping in each case). [the unpainted version is currently unavailable ] Thanks. - Steve
* Please click here or on the image for pricing information and further images of Garden Noam II
Again, for information about the real Professor Noam Chomsky please [click here].
Gnome Chomsky the Garden Noam II is available in two standard versions with corresponding prices.
please do let me know by email if you're especially interested in ordering one. The prices when they are available are $228 painted and $96 unpainted (+ shipping in each case). [the unpainted version is currently unavailable ] Thanks. - Steve
* Please click here or on the image for pricing information and further images of Garden Noam II
 GNOME CHOMSKY II - UNPAINTED |
BerGnome Sanders
- A Gnome You Can Believe In! - Version I
Howard the Zinn Monk ™
The celebrated ‘historian of the people’ meditating on history like you’ve never seen him before! Howard the Zinn Monk provides a peaceful and centered anchor amidst the often turbulent and chaotic onrush of world events, and helps to bring a more insightful historical awareness to any home or garden. With his characteristic wild flying hair and considerable eyebrows the Zinn Monk is clothed in the traditional flowing robes of a Zen roshi, and sits resolutely in a Zen meditation posture – with his legs crossed and his fingers and hands connecting to form a circle – the classic symbol of the infinite.
Pricing: The Zinn Monk is $70 unpainted and $165 for his painted version.
[click here to learn more about the real Howard Zinn ]
- and click here or on the image to see more views of Howard the Zinn Monk.
Pricing: The Zinn Monk is $70 unpainted and $165 for his painted version.
[click here to learn more about the real Howard Zinn ]
- and click here or on the image to see more views of Howard the Zinn Monk.
 ZINN - UNPAINTED |
Garden 'OM's - Meditating Garden Gnomes! ™
The ‘Garden Om’ represents a whole new stage of evolution and spiritual development for our earth elemental friend the garden gnome. Gnomes have long been accused of having gruff personalities and of being a bit avaricious and even greedy, but these Garden Om Gnomes are proving the critics wrong and showing that gnomes can be just as spiritual as anyone else – and quite flexible too. Sitting in the traditional straight-backed and cross-legged ‘lotus posture’ used in yoga and other spiritual paths the Garden Om’s peacefully closed eyes and tranquil expressions visibly demonstrate the soothing and uplifting serenity that they bring to any garden or home.
* {Beyond the peaceful appearance and presence of the Garden Om his or herself, some gnome scholars even theorize that the pyramidal shape of the Oms’ traditional gnome hats help to channel vitalizing spiral currents of Cosmic energy into the environment of wherever they’re placed! – but although this theory appears to be enjoying increasingly widespread acceptance at the level of individual gardeners decorators and meditators - it still awaits scientific validation as of this writing.}
The ‘Yoga-Style’ Garden Om
With his hands and fingers arranged in a particular meditation mudra on his knees the ‘Yoga’ Garden Om sits in a posture that leaves him very open to the harmonious energies of the Universe. This posture is very commonly used by practitioners of East-Indian Yoga and the Yoga Om’s hand mudras in addition to his crossed legs help him to effectively conserve and circulate energies for his pursuit of Enlightenment. This Garden Om is built like a ‘living pyramid’ and has a very solid base.
* {Beyond the peaceful appearance and presence of the Garden Om his or herself, some gnome scholars even theorize that the pyramidal shape of the Oms’ traditional gnome hats help to channel vitalizing spiral currents of Cosmic energy into the environment of wherever they’re placed! – but although this theory appears to be enjoying increasingly widespread acceptance at the level of individual gardeners decorators and meditators - it still awaits scientific validation as of this writing.}
The ‘Yoga-Style’ Garden Om
With his hands and fingers arranged in a particular meditation mudra on his knees the ‘Yoga’ Garden Om sits in a posture that leaves him very open to the harmonious energies of the Universe. This posture is very commonly used by practitioners of East-Indian Yoga and the Yoga Om’s hand mudras in addition to his crossed legs help him to effectively conserve and circulate energies for his pursuit of Enlightenment. This Garden Om is built like a ‘living pyramid’ and has a very solid base.
 'YOGA-STYLE' OM ™ - UNPAINTED Sorry this Gnome is not currently available - but if you are still interested feel free to email me and I may just have some in stock.
- When available they are $26 each. (unpainted) - and possibly discounted down to $22-$24 depending on how well a particular Om gnome turns out - as the molds are a bit worn these days. |
Painted Garden 'OM's - ?
 OM GNOME ™ PAINTED - FANCY
In traditional Garden Gnome colors this OM Gnome peacefully blisses out in his bright red hat, accompanied with slightly more camouflaged blue tunic and green leggings.
- This style takes quite a while to paint so he costs a lot more and I generally don't make them - unless you really really really ... really! want one. |
Garden OM Girls!
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The 'Zen-Style' Garden OM ™ ZEN-STYLE GARDEN 'OM' ™
The Zen-style Garden Om sits in a very streamlined posture, with his crossed ‘lotus position’ legs supporting his upright torso and his connected hands linked into a circle and resting in his lap. This circular linking of hands and fingers is a traditional ‘mudra’ of Zen Buddhism, and - in addition to uniting certain important energy channels important to meditation - forms the shape symbolic of Eternity and pure Beingness.
Sorry this Gnome is not currently available
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GREENMAN GARDEN GNOME ™
GREENMAN GNOME ™
Does your’ garden just never seem quite green enough? Well, the Green Man Garden Gnome may be the answer you’ve been looking for. An ancient symbol of the very Essence of (the masculine side of) Nature, Trees, and plant life itself – in the form of a Gnome! – The Green Man Garden Gnome is a very ornate garden gnome made entirely of leaves and other plant life –with several faces hidden throughout his foliage-covered form. The spirit of the Green Man has traditionally been depicted as a head or face made entirely of leaves and the Green Man Gnome combines some of the most popular of the ‘faces of the Green Man’ with the form of a gnome so that he has eyes – and mouth and nose – looking out in all directions – just like the omnipresent Spirit of Nature Itself. The Green Man Garden Gnome even has a special lotus flower in his hand that he offers up in friendly greeting to visitors.
In addition to his regular green color the Green Man Garden Gnome is available in brown, orange, and even ‘snowy’ color variations to match the look of the different seasons of the year. (when he is available that is).
For more information on the history and meaning of the Green Man archetype please [click here]
The Green Man Gnome is not currently in regular production but we can sometimes take special orders. [for more information]
for more images of the Green Man click[here]or on the picture