Just Say Gnome! is dedicated to making politically fun and spiritually inspiring Garden Gnomes to lighten and enlighten everyone's life. Most of our quality handmade gnomes are named based on puns combining heavy political, intellectual, and metaphysical perspectives with the carefree innocence of Garden Gnomes. From Gnome Chomsky to Howard the Zinn Monk and Garden OMs we hope they'll make your Heart happier and your Garden more fun and inspirational.
BREAKING NEWS!!!
The KICKSTARTER For The GNOME CHOMKSY THE GARDEN NOAM COLORING BOOK is Just About to Begin!
Here's a link to the preview if you want to get a look a little ahead of time!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1198447506/1844235242?ref=534031&token=796bee4f
I hope you like it!
* I think that it's probably a bit weird for either a coloring book or a book about gnomes - or Professor Chomsky for that matter - but hopefully will fit into a meaningful and useful all new genre of its own.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1198447506/1844235242?ref=534031&token=796bee4f
I hope you like it!
* I think that it's probably a bit weird for either a coloring book or a book about gnomes - or Professor Chomsky for that matter - but hopefully will fit into a meaningful and useful all new genre of its own.
An Update on Gnome Availability - July 2018:
Because of both the irregular production schedule and the varying prices of shipping an automated system for ordering is still not available. But if you are interested in a Garden Noam please contact me via the 'Contact Us' page and I'll respond as soon as I can manage to.
IMPORTANT SIDE-NOTE for Ordering: * Over the last year I've come to discover that several of my email responses were somehow diverted to recipient's email 'spam' folder - so if you haven't received a response back from me within a few days to a week please do check your spam folder as that's most likely why.
Garden Noam Prices:
The basic prices for the Gnome Chomsky's range from $96 to $238 depending primarily upon whether or not they're painted as well as which size version you are interested in. They're of course a bit more expensive than most garden gnomes available at Walmart or similar stores as they're cast in solid cement and handmade domestically. Painted Noams are considerably more expensive as I'm committed to carefully and precisely painting each one. Shipping is additional and ranges from around $17 to $50 domestically and generally costs $60 or more for international orders. I hope this info helps.
Upcoming Garden Noam Book and T-Shirts:
Also relevant in regards to the pricing of the Garden Noam Chomkys: I'm currently finishing up a little rather silly but fun and hopefully informative (coloring) Book about Gnome Chomsky's adventures visiting other left-wing gnome intellectuals and activists such as Garden Gnaomi Klein, Emma Goldgnome, Gnomia Abu Jamal, Amy Goodgnome and many others. I'm looking forward to offering this as a much lower-cost alternative to the physical Noam-gnome figures. A couple T-Shirts featuring Garden Noam and friends are also in the works.
These items will be in the $10 to $20 price range and shipping shouldn't cost much more than a few dollars in most cases - and I'll probably be doing a little crowdfunding campaign via Kickstarter to make the initial publishing of the book possible. Please drop me a little note via the Contact Page if you're interested in being kept in the loop about these developments. Thanks!
But I do plan to quite substantially raise prices for the cement Garden Noams after the book and shirts of him become available - as I'm aiming to minimize and eventually phase out their production since I'm focused on other projects and don't really have good manufacturing facilities for them any longer.
Howard the Zinn Monk goes for $70 unpainted and $165 painted and generally costs in the middle range of the Noam shipping costs.
The molds for both the 'Garden Om' gnomes and Greenman gnomes are in somewhat worn condition so I can only currently offer slightly imperfect versions of these gnomes. But because of their imperfections they're being offered at a slightly discounted price - such as down from $26 to $23 in the case of the Garden Oms.
Sorry to perhaps be a bit overly verbose - just wanted to be sure I covered most all the bases. Thank you very much to everyone for your gnome appreciation and interest - and I look forward to communicating with you in the future! - Steve H
Because of both the irregular production schedule and the varying prices of shipping an automated system for ordering is still not available. But if you are interested in a Garden Noam please contact me via the 'Contact Us' page and I'll respond as soon as I can manage to.
IMPORTANT SIDE-NOTE for Ordering: * Over the last year I've come to discover that several of my email responses were somehow diverted to recipient's email 'spam' folder - so if you haven't received a response back from me within a few days to a week please do check your spam folder as that's most likely why.
Garden Noam Prices:
The basic prices for the Gnome Chomsky's range from $96 to $238 depending primarily upon whether or not they're painted as well as which size version you are interested in. They're of course a bit more expensive than most garden gnomes available at Walmart or similar stores as they're cast in solid cement and handmade domestically. Painted Noams are considerably more expensive as I'm committed to carefully and precisely painting each one. Shipping is additional and ranges from around $17 to $50 domestically and generally costs $60 or more for international orders. I hope this info helps.
Upcoming Garden Noam Book and T-Shirts:
Also relevant in regards to the pricing of the Garden Noam Chomkys: I'm currently finishing up a little rather silly but fun and hopefully informative (coloring) Book about Gnome Chomsky's adventures visiting other left-wing gnome intellectuals and activists such as Garden Gnaomi Klein, Emma Goldgnome, Gnomia Abu Jamal, Amy Goodgnome and many others. I'm looking forward to offering this as a much lower-cost alternative to the physical Noam-gnome figures. A couple T-Shirts featuring Garden Noam and friends are also in the works.
These items will be in the $10 to $20 price range and shipping shouldn't cost much more than a few dollars in most cases - and I'll probably be doing a little crowdfunding campaign via Kickstarter to make the initial publishing of the book possible. Please drop me a little note via the Contact Page if you're interested in being kept in the loop about these developments. Thanks!
But I do plan to quite substantially raise prices for the cement Garden Noams after the book and shirts of him become available - as I'm aiming to minimize and eventually phase out their production since I'm focused on other projects and don't really have good manufacturing facilities for them any longer.
Howard the Zinn Monk goes for $70 unpainted and $165 painted and generally costs in the middle range of the Noam shipping costs.
The molds for both the 'Garden Om' gnomes and Greenman gnomes are in somewhat worn condition so I can only currently offer slightly imperfect versions of these gnomes. But because of their imperfections they're being offered at a slightly discounted price - such as down from $26 to $23 in the case of the Garden Oms.
Sorry to perhaps be a bit overly verbose - just wanted to be sure I covered most all the bases. Thank you very much to everyone for your gnome appreciation and interest - and I look forward to communicating with you in the future! - Steve H
FEATURED GNOMES
 NOAM CHOMSKY THE GARDEN NOAM™ VERSIONS I & II
Larger (version I) - painted: $238, unpainted: $108
Shorter (version II) - painted: $228, unpainted: $96
* Click image for details. |
 - - - - - - - - - - - HOWARD THE ZINN MONK™ - - - - - - - - - -
- $70 - Unpainted, - $165 - Painted
* click image for more info. |
 GARDEN OMS!™  the Three varieties of "OM" - Male 'Yoga-Style' & ' Zen-Style' and Female 'Yoga Style' Om Gnome. - - - - Om's are not currently regularly available and generally have little imperfections when available. - - - - price ranges between $22 to $26 + shipping. |
 OTHER GNOMES |