Just Say Gnome! is dedicated to making politically fun and spiritually inspiring Garden Gnomes to lighten and enlighten everyone's life. Most of our quality handmade gnomes are named based on puns combining heavy political, intellectual, and metaphysical perspectives with the carefree innocence of Garden Gnomes. From Gnome Chomsky to Howard the Zinn Monk and Garden OMs we hope they'll make your Heart happier and your Garden more fun and inspirational.
New Bernie Sanders Gnome!
- A Garden Gnome You Can Believe In!
We're just beginning to offer a Bernie Gnome! Ive been meaning to make him for quite a while but as you know life sometimes takes us on detours.
Just Say Gnome is excited to be able to offer a great potential President for our yards and gardens - to fill in at least until the real Bernie moves into the Oval Office a few more years down the line!
Please click here for more info on this newest Just Say Gnome Gnome!
Gnome Availability :
Because of both the irregular production schedule and the varying prices of shipping an automated system for ordering is not currently available. But if you are interested in a Garden Noam please contact me via the 'Contact Us' page and I'll respond as soon as I can manage to. Thanks for your understanding!
IMPORTANT SIDE-NOTE for Ordering: * Over the last year I've come to discover that several of my email responses were somehow diverted to recipient's email 'spam' folder - so if you haven't received a response back from me within a few days to a week please do check your spam folder as that's most likely why.
Garden Noam Prices:
The basic prices for the Gnome Chomsky's range from $96 to $238 depending primarily upon whether or not they're painted as well as which size version you are interested in. They're of course a bit more expensive than most garden gnomes available at Walmart or similar stores as they're cast in solid cement and handmade domestically. Painted Noams are considerably more expensive as I'm committed to carefully and precisely painting each one.
Shipping is additional and ranges from around $20 to $50 domestically and generally costs $60 or more for international orders. I hope this info helps.
Howard the Zinn Monk goes for $70 unpainted and $165 painted and generally costs in the middle range of the Noam shipping costs.
The molds for both the 'Garden Om' gnomes and Greenman gnomes are in somewhat worn condition so I can only currently offer slightly imperfect versions of these gnomes. But because of their imperfections they're being offered at a slightly discounted price - such as down from $26 to $23 in the case of the Garden Oms.
Thank you very much to everyone for your gnome appreciation and interest - and I look forward to communicating with you in the future! - Steve H
Upcoming Garden Noam Book and T-Shirts:
Also relevant in regards to the pricing of the Garden Noam Chomkys: I'm currently doing a little fun and informative (coloring) Book about Gnome Chomsky's adventures visiting other left-wing gnome intellectuals and activists such as Garden Gnaomi Klein, Emma Goldgnome, Gnomia Abu Jamal, Amy Goodgnome and many others. I'm looking forward to offering this as a much lower-cost alternative to the physical Noam-gnome figures. A couple T-Shirts featuring Garden Noam and friends are also in the works.
These items will be in the $10 to $30 price range and shipping shouldn't cost much more than a few dollars in most cases - and I'm be doing a crowdfunding campaign via Kickstarter to make the initial publishing of the book possible.
But I do plan to quite substantially raise prices for the cement Garden Noams after the book and shirts of him become available - as I'm aiming to minimize and eventually phase out their production since I'm focused on other projects and don't really have good manufacturing facilities for them any longer.
NOAM CHOMSKY THE GARDEN NOAM™ VERSIONS I & II Larger (version I) - painted: $238, unpainted: $108 Shorter (version II) - painted: $228, unpainted: $96 * Click image for details.
- - - - - - - - - - - HOWARD THE ZINN MONK™ - - - - - - - - - - - $70 - Unpainted, - $165 - Painted * click image for more info.